Sorry. Id say marriage is going great :), Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. so many things running through my head. I'd say that's a plus. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement. There are two kinds of people. No matter how long you've been married, you're probably learning some things about your partner that you didn't know before. Its been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes. Justin is a photo editor at Bored Panda. For those reasons, its good for the relationship and is totally normal, natural and healthy to spend some time apart in the home, he added. Me: *names any show* wanna watch? ORmaybe the majority are just joking and being light hearted I love having my husband around all day during quarantineday 32 now. ". Listen: I just found out that my husband eats spaghetti with a spoon so I cant listen to your problems right now. Please enter your email to complete registration. 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My husband recognizes that I am now working AND guiding two kids through school work. I love this for her. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Most of us have stayed home full-time for many months. Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Favorite Dad Jokes? When Im mad at my husband I like to plug my usb mouse into his computer and move the mouse around while hes playing online games, My 3-year-old stubbed his toe and then cried and screamed IM DYING, so I silently looked at my husband and he sighed and said, I know. You and your partner will both be much happier for it. Hello! Next he'll be online shopping for an electric guitar and a 200 Watts amplifier, so you'd better get out of that bathroom. Me: Whatever will keep you awake past the opening credits. My husband and I have been married for 30 years because he lacks the ability to schedule his own dental appointments. Like why isnt there one with a husband and wife and the wife chokes violently on her spit and the husband gets alarmed they spend a good 5 mins with her coughing and him smacking her on the back and then the mood is gone so they go get donuts? I love this idea. I hope you enjoy and visit often! Sign up with your email address to receive news and updates. This guy probably has a job and bills to pay, yet he does stuff like this. Start writing! Whether its just chatting to a friend/family member, playing video games, watching TV shows that only you enjoy, or just relaxing with some peace and quiet, this helps you feel like youre still free despite the quarantine. Commiserate with fellow parents by posting funny parent tweets on Twitter, of course! Same here. Honestly, we haven't gotten to this point in our quarantine yet and the only reason for that is that my husband has taken on the bulk of the dish washing. He was obsessed with playing and making music in his teens. This needs to be over soon because my husband is starting to realize Im not out of his league. Me: IveIve been here for weeks. Distractify is a registered trademark. Husbands love to say, "I empty the dishwasher all the time!" i feel the saMe: huh? You can change your preferences. I know it's true love because starting at 5am his alarm goes off like 4 times every single day, and he's still alive. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. Haha, I can relate! And lots of married folks have decided to take out their feelings about the situation on Twitter, clearly the best place to express your true feelings. Did the virus suck all the intelligence out of the country? She microwaved fish. He was fascinated with visual arts and arts in general for as long as he can remember. Laugh or not, while I agree with the domestic violence and many of these men and women in this situation may not be aware that they still can leave I disagree with the chores aspect. But luckily, we're not burdened with having to write out exactly how we feel on the matter, because Twitter already handled it better than we ever could. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Me: Secondly, alone time helps people focus on other things and activities that dont involve their spouses. DEFINITELY sending a few of these to my husband latet today! We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. That's right: funny tweets about being married. I read some testimonies about a love spell caster by DR Iwisa on how he has helped lots of people in bringing back their ex lovers within 48hours, Sincerely I was just thinking if that was real and if this man could really help bring back my lover whom I love so much. Whether you were recently married or youve been married for many years, we all know that its not always puppies and roses. You cannot eat her fries, -commercial break- Are you going to stay awake past the opening credits?Wife: *already asleep*, Me: Am I annoying you?My husband: no.Also my husband: pic.twitter.com/EuhLIH7Q9T. Wife: So communicate. my wife asked me what sounds good for dinner? so I said I dunno, what sounds good to u? and she responded Im up for whatever and now its been a week and were slowly dying of hunger. People are social animals, but we still need some alone time. If you love it and can relate to it, share it with a friend! This Queer Quarantine Love Story Captures the Hearts of Everyone Who Reads It, People Are Learning About Their Partners' Work Personalities During Quarantine, Parents Share Hilarious Pictures of What It's Like to Quarantine With Kids. Husband: Hey babe, wanna have sex?Me: Will there be snacks? There's no doubt about it between the hilarious challenges of being quarantined with your spouse due to the pandemic and the everyday hilarity of marriage, husbands, wives, and partners delivered us some seriously funny tweets in 2020. Every husband in the background of a Zoom conference. Kids are mean. Carly described the newly set household dynamics of 2020 that were very different from what many partners expected when the lockdowns started: Oh, isn't this going to be lovely! I love you. Our SO is someone we spend a large part of our daily life with. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. But jokes aside, the domestic violences and abuse are at an all time high, and victims have very few recourses. Why isnt porn more realistic? Ah, yes, a classic game. The boredom is real, people. Your account is not active. Husband: Does it bother you when I pic.twitter.com/LQj6XdCjQh, Friendly reminder that its not you, its just the photos your husband takes of you, *winks at security camera as I grab tampons off the shelf for my wife*, it's adorable, my husband thinks i worked out but i just have the face sweats from eating salt and vinegar chips. Dont forget to check out our funny quotes about love. @thecatwhisprer, I have a cold and its pretty bad but my wife has a husband with a cold and apparently thats way worse. Wife [already driving off]: Die then." 2) Sharing is caringor so they say. Funny Marriage Quarantine TweetsTry Not To Laugh Challenge To Get Notification Whenever We Have A New Video.Music:https://www.epidemicsound.com/For copy. My wife has started throwing baby showers for all the birds nesting in our backyard. My husband hasnt turned his TV off in 2 months but hes gonna gripe at me for not turning out a light when I leave the room, yeah okay. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. Husband: What is today? I once ate my wife's fries and she told me this was a formal declaration of war. A huge fan of literature, films, philosophy, and tabletop games, he also has a special place in his heart for anything related to fantasy or science fiction. Now, as 2021 comes to a close, were highlighting the most hilarious and relatable marriage tweets we saw this year. Wife: Can I change the channel? Here's 16 of the most hilarious tweets about living with your spouse through 2020 and into 2021. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. On the other hand, just like all crises, the worldwide pandemic has made already strong relationships even stronger. My husband and I have non-traditonal marriage roles. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. [lying in bed] Me: hope I can get to sleep. I'm glad this dad finally understands what his wife has been through. I would KILL HIM. You toast the bread first, dude! Hey Pandas, What Are Your Most Useful Travel Tips? My wife and I are both working from home. I decided to contact him because I love my wife so much and we have been apart for a couple of months I really missed her so much, I have tried all other means to get her back but couldn't. 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Me, giving my husbands eulogy: Its so hard And this is almost verbatim what we say when the other one looks at their phone. Please use high-res photos without watermarks. Marriage: Part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night. Yet, roughly 6 people die every minute overall. Day. Wife: I dont get why he cant find things under his nose, it isnt that big lol. Sent my husband nudes and he asked me which mole I was worried about. Wife: That movie doesn't exist. He could not have truly thought this was a good idea? Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilarious tweets that show what married life is like now, so scroll down and upvote your faves. Me: Can you hand me that clip?Husband: Can you please buy some actual hair clips? Start writing! Marrying someone is easy. 1) That escalated quickly! The plain sight one is typical of my husband. My wife just yelled at me for walking too loudly if any of you were thinking of getting into a relationship. So congrats, I guess. 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